South Holland Lions Club

MEETING:                May 2, 2013    6:30 PM


DINNER:    STEAK FRY!!
       

PROGRAM:    The program for this meeting is assigned to Lions Rich Zimmerman, Jim Veld

                         and John  Watson  They will have fellow Lion Tim Smits talk about the

                         history of Oak Ridge Cemetery.

PANCAKE DAY:    The South Holland Lions Club Pancake Day was held on Saturday, April 26

                               at the South Holland  Community Center.  Turnout for the Pancake Day

                               was very good.   Results will be available at this meeting

OFFICERS FOR 2014-15:    The newly elected officers for 2014-15 are as follows:

        President                         Lion Roger Bonnema
        1st Vice President         Lion Rich Zimmerman
        2nd Vice President        Lion John Watson
        3rd Vice President         Lion Rick Furst
        Secretary                         Lion Rick Furst
        Treasurer                         Lion Paul DeYoung
        Lion Tamer                      Lion Howard Taylor
        Tail Twister                      Lion Jim DeGroot
        1 year Directors             Lion Frank Knittle
                                                   Lion Clint Verhagen
        2 year Directors             Lion Wally Widelski
                                                   Lion Craig Vinke

INSTALLATION NIGHT:    Our installation night this year will be at Glenwood Oaks

                                            restaurant   on June 6, 2014.  Please contact Lion Skip DeYoung

                                            if you plan on attending. Head count will be taken at  this meeting.

JOKE OF THE DAY:    A forester and a lawyer were in a car accident and showed up

                                     at the  pearly gates together.  St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates

                                     and takes  them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. 

                                    They get into  St. Peters holy vehicle and head on down a golden road

                                    which leads to a  huge mansion. 
                       
                                    He says to the lawyer, "Here is your home and if there is anything you

                                   need,   just let me know." 
              
                                   Then St. Peter takes the forester to his home down a gravel road

                                   to a shack.  St. Peter says "Here you go"  and goes to leave.

                                   "Wait a minute! How come the lawyer gets the mansion and I get the

                                    shack?" 

                                   St. Peter says, "Well, foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never

                                   had a  lawyer here before."