South Holland Lions Club

MEETING:                February 6, 2014                     6:30 PM

DINNER:    Chicken, rice, vegetables, salad, bread/butter, coffee and dessert.      

PROGRAM:    Lions Larry VanDrunen, Roger Bonnema, and Rich Tesar have the program for this meeting.  Exact details were not available at the time of mailing.
 

NOMINATING COMMITTEE:    The nominating committee met on Thursday, January 16, 2014 at Glenwood Oaks Restaurant.  The nominated slate of officers for the 2014-15 Lions Club year is as follows:
  
    President                        Roger Bonnema
    1st Vice President         Rich Zimmerman
    2nd Vice President       John Watson
    3rd Vice President        Rick Furst
    Secretary                        Rick Furst
    Treasurer                       Paul DeYoung
    Lion Tamer                    Howard Taylor
    Tail Twister                   Brian Kolosh
     1 year Directors          Frank Knittle           Clint Verhagen
    2 year Directors          Wally Widelski         Craig Vinke
                      

PANCAKE DAY:    The South Holland Lions Club Pancake Day will be held on Saturday, April 26, 2014 at the South Holland Community Center. Details to follow regarding tickets and times.

JOKE OF THE DAY:    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense.
    "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.  His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
    "Well put," the judge replied.  "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.  He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
    The defendant smiled
    With his lawyers assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.